I can't understand why people are flipping out about iPhone X being $999. Not much more than previous iPhones have been if you pay upfront.
About 4 days ago
I feel like every weather/traffic report on the radio should end with, "but you already knew that because… Well… Smart phones"
About 6 days ago
Baby just spit up on the couch...I'm all... "Bro, I let you live here for free!"
"As Christians, excellence in our work is a sign of generosity and love." - Matthew Perman
Raise your hand if you're cute. instagram.com/p/BY6Xa_QAmPf/
If I played football, I would insist on squirting my own water bottle.
About a week ago
In tennis, I typically just root for whoever grunts less.
About 2 weeks ago