"I never post anything about politics, but I just have to say...." ~everyone on Twitter
Pottersville NY...This hurt a bit. But, I'm so excited to be headed your way today. Also playing in AL on Sat & Sun. pic.twitter.com/qtyPObtknh
The minute you blame someone else, you've actually given them power over yourself.
Never go into a bathroom where there are Pokémon. They might Pikachu.
There might be Pokemon at all of my upcoming concerts. You should probably come check :)
Imagine a Roomba going around your house. But instead of cleaning it leaves a path of destruction. That's what it's like having a 1 year old