Whenever you give someone a gift card say "Don't spend it all in one place." Then just snicker to yourself as you walk away....alone
Only two more concerts, then I get to go home. It's a good thing… My memory foam mattress probably has no clue who I am.
Let's do this! Pahk ya cah, get some lobstah, and enjoy a show with me and Mahk Shultz. pic.twitter.com/I1EUVuhAY3
I wouldn't love jumping off a 30' tall Olympic diving platform...but I would love working for only 3 seconds and then sitting in a hot tub.
Ahhh, The Olympics. Where we scream at the TV while watching something we haven't even considered a sport for the last three years.
Feeling "too busy" has less to do with the number of tasks at hand and more to do with the attitude with which you approach those tasks.
His name is Charlie. He's just hanging on the street corner in Napa. I'm coming to terms that he is cooler than I am pic.twitter.com/8j94JX6enm